Would You Like Some Cheese With Your Whine?

Today is international Whiny Post Day. It’s also St. Patrick’s Day but considering I’m neither Irish nor American I don’t celebrate it (on a completely unrelated note, does anyone else always think about that chase scene through the New York parade from The Fugitive everytime someone mentions St. Patrick’s Day?). Anyway, since I love silly holidays (only six months until International Talk Like A Pirate Day!) I figured I’d uphold the spirit of this ancient tradition and bore you all to death with some annoying, whiny post.

Except I’ve got nothing to whine about. I mean, I’ve got plenty of genuine, bonafide complaints but they’re all about real problems in the real world that are really hard to fix. Y’know, stupid stuff like recessions and house prices and all that guff. But small niggly things I want to whine about? Not so much. I’d love to say it’s because I’m filled with a deep compassion that oozes out of me and infects all who I come in to contact with with a beautiful and gentle karma but I cant. Honestly, I think it’s just because I don’t care. Sure, there are times where I write blog posts that I worry are going to upset people or things happen in a MMORPG that tick me off but usually theses concerns melt away as I switch off my PC and settle down to watch the awesome Don Draper in Mad Men with the wife. Perspective is a wonderful thing.

Still (and I’m really stretching it here), I may have something I can whine about. Time. I just don’t have enough of the bloody thing. There’s so many things I want to do that I just can’t fit them all in. Write. Read. Blog. Game. Love. Work. Sleep. There just aren’t enough hours in the day and I find myself trying to wring every minute out of the clock like a four year old replicant from Blade Runner.

How do other people manage it? How do they manage to juggle work, families, gaming, blogging, ranting, tweeting, buzzing and everything else that tickles my geeky fancy into a single full rotation of the Earth? I try little tricks like reading in the bath, writing mental blog posts in the showing and even not washing at all but it never works and something always gives. Unfortunately right now that thing tends to be sleep but, sod it, as Bon Jovi once sang “I’ll sleep when I’m dead”. Cause I’m that hardcore.

So there you have it, my half-arsed attempt at a whiny post.

Do you have anything you want to whine about?

In fact, don’t tell me. I don’t care.

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  1. Xeross says:

    Time. I just don’t have enough of the bloody thing.


  2. Think that is why people say these days:
    “The most important and most beautiful present you can get to birthday (or any other anniversary) is, to spend TIME with people you like!”
    Time is a thing which got so rare these days that you doesnt want to spend it without thinking about it twice!

  3. openedge1 says:

    OMG. I want to whine about Whiny posts.

    lol. j/k

    Actually, I spent yesterday just whining on peoples comments for their blog posts, and not posting myself. Worked quite well. Think I will make that an annual thing.

    Now, about those ads for the Free to play games on your blog (whine!!)…..

  4. JC says:


    CHICAGO parade in The Fugitive.


  5. Elleseven says:

    Pssshhhh…..try having time when you have a full time job and 2 kids (3 if you include the hubby). For the last 2 weeks I think I’ve played a total of 2 hours on Allods and that was wasted time realistically. Enjoy all the time you have at the present, it could be alot worse.

  6. Dustin Moore says:

    Why do you alwaaaaays have to make me read a lot? Write shorter and get to the point NOOB!

    Hey wait a minute, whiny post day works for comments too, right?

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