I Shagged A Sith (And I Liked It)

Darth Lachris

Even fictional computerised Sith find my charms irresistible

According to general chat on Balmorra, Darth Lachris is a well known hussy. I don’t mind. My Bounty Hunter may be a big softy at heart, refusing to kill people unless absolutely necessary and showing mercy where he can, but he still tries to pork anything that moves. Twi’lek, Hutt, Sith, anything goes. Apparently Lady Lachris feels the same way.

I must confess, I wasn’t really expecting it. A few casual flirts led to the option to lean in and kiss the Sith cougar, resulting in quite a surprise when she took me by the hand and led me off to a convenient bed chamber nearby. Mako wasn’t pleased but, according to BioWare, it’s apparently easy to buy female affection with a constant stream of gifts. A good thing too as I don’t think she’d buy my excuse of Jedi mind trickery.

This never happened to me in WoW.

Now I’m just waiting for BioWare to get round to implementing same sex relationships. My Bounty Hunter has his eye on Darth Malgus.

-Gordon

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7 Comments

  1. Chris says:

    I had sex with the same chick, she likes body type 4 too. She gets around, I knew I should have worn protection.

  2. Boris says:

    Okay, I am afraid I had to delete what I typed earlier. It was just too juvenile! I take it you are still having a blast playing SWTOR?

    • Gordon says:

      As much as I’ve been harsh with SW:TOR I can honestly say that both the Bounty Hunter and Darth Lachris questlines on Balmorra were an absolute ton of fun. Very, very enjoyable. The last encounter at the end of the Darth Lachris mission was very cool.

  3. vortal says:

    I guess a T rated game like WoW can totally do that right Gordon?

    Sarcasm aside, that sounds strange yet interesting at the same time. Bioware, Mass Effect? Is there a connection? Maybe.

    I really need to find myself another Amulet of Mara.

  4. mmo-flow says:

    This is one of the things why sw:tor is much better than wow ;-)

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